Well that's certainly one way to get Tressell back in a bowl.

I got you homie. Pro bono

Dear Josie: You are my hero.

She hopped on the sticks like he was going to take it easy.

Dogs make great hockey players despite having no concept of time. Just like Eric Lindros.

Is that a No More Wife Beater?

Looks like he's out cold. Did she even think to put him through concussion protocol?

Just want to say thanks for making me look up 'frenulum'. Educational Deadspin is best Deadspin.

So did you and the J.Cole guy smash or what?

Well it's a good thing Pete Carroll was there to throw the game.

Meanwhile, Julian Edelman, just back from a three-hour jog in the rain, has poured himself a bowl of gravel to enjoy in his empty kitchen.

Russell Wilson heard that he had the opportunity to dance onstage with Flo Rida, but he decided to pass.

We usually push the boundaries, but with Craggs gone, we've done some rethinking how crude we really need to be in public. So, we agree, which is why we edited down our in-house Super Bowl ad. Give it a look when you get a chance. Thanks for reading.

It's the "Chuck C. Johnson".

*clicks on it at work*

I'm just here so I won't get unionized.

If there's one reason to root for the Hawks to continue this win streak, it's to see how the poor schmuck who got himself into this mess continues to handle the situation. Time to earn your paycheck, social media manager!