“Just water, though?” - The Oakland Athletics

For some goddamn reason, former teen dad, father of six

ETA: god I hate kinja.

I’ve never seen so many fans of bears gather in one place on a Friday!

Greivis Vasquez Cory Joseph probably thought he was not going to catch Jamal Crawford’s size 17 to the mouth tonight.

How much of Tom’s time is spent looking for bear-related things to post? Would you say it’s 80% or 90%?

Must be a streaker from the sheep seats.

First poo water and now full blown AIPS.

Honestly though... Who starts a letter with “men”?

I know that this comment is late, and will be buried in the grays, but Kevin, if you get around to it, Wilbon was on FiveThirtyEight’s Hot Takedown podcast talking about his piece, and it was BRUTAL.

There were a few moments where it was clear that Wilbon just does not get it. And the FiveThirtyEight writers have to…

Let’s all acknowledge Fredi for what he is - a stopgap. He’ll stick around for this season (maybe a mid-season firing?), but regardless, he won’t be the manager next year for the Braves. The Braves will bring in a new manager with a developmental focus (like the Cubs did with Joe Maddon) when they’re not planning on…

I wonder if he was upset with any publication in particular...

“I would kill for some wings right about now...”

“Ciara? That’s Russell Wilson’s bird.”

Do you guys ever ask Barry any of the Jeopardy! questions he got wrong to see if he’s gotten any smarter?

This is Deadspin. Lead with that, next time.

I was pretty impressed that both the Provincial Government and Federal Government have declined to provide funds to build a new baseball stadium in Montreal.

Said Quebec Premier Philippe Couillard: “it’s not up to the public to bring a team to Montreal”.

Saw a man clipping his toenails on a bus. CLIPPING HIS TOENAILS.

Next season, on Fargo...