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You probably can’t hear me rolling my eyes at your schoolyard “you probably don’t know baseball blah blah blah”, but I can certainly guarantee that I’ve been watching baseball longer than you.

I don’t have a problem with the Royals stealing signs - I have a problem with their fans being butthurt when it happens to

Nothing good happens in Florida.

This is the only correct opinion in the whole series.

Schilling for your thoughts.

I agree with everything in this story except:

I’ve found that lifting slower (you’ll most likely have to lower the amount of weight you’re lifting) is less likely to cause injury. By lifting slower you’re relying more on your muscles versus your quick twitch ligaments that are more likely to strain, sprain or tear.

When I slow down I force myself more to think

Experiment: what can Deadspin commenters post on Instagram (and tag @rgiii) that he (or one of his interns) will like?

After writing this he pitched a scoreless ninth today; he just gives them a better option a seventh inning guy (vs Loup, Hendricks or Cecil). I think he’s legit, and if there’s a team that knows about late bloomers, it’s the team with Bautista and Encarnacion.

They also added Mark Lowe at the deadline to help in the bullpen. He’ll be pivotal down the stretch.

This article failed to mention the huge boner I have for this trade.

Good luck hitting off Bartolo Colon; he leaves nothing on the plate.

He’s just trying to understand the Magnus effect.

You’d know.

That reporter might get a talking to...

I’m the biggest Chris Kluwe fan in the world. I mean, who wouldn’t want him taking snaps for their team? I’ll tell you what, though, I don’t want him dating my daughter.