#20 is Michael Taylor, starting CF for WSH

...which allegedly features Papelbon telling CSN reporter Jim Salisbury to go back to his “dick-sucking hole.”

I’m not sure a person can be any whiter than this.

The headline may not have been Greg’s (editors have been known to tinker with headlines to make them more provocative); but the point of the article (whether you only took issue with the headline or didn’t care for the piece as a whole) is that if Ray Rice had rushed for 2,106 yards the previous season, the Ravens…

I was wondering about Chip Kelly, but luckily FO addressed it:

Ford told the Post-Dispatch he is now considering moving away from St. Louis.

If you're talking about murdering some brewskies, then yeah, Gronk is a serial killer.

well when you drip horseshit onto a keyboard like you just did, the point you are trying to make gets obscured because - maybe you guessed it - it's covered in shit.

I hope English is a third or fourth language for you.

My brain just has no juice. I'm a writer...

I thought I recognized this story:

V-NECK SWEATERS?!?! ON TELEVISION!??!

He's doing God's work.

So I guess Tom called in sick?

This is what happens when one teams tries to out-southern the other.

Well, now that the Eagles need a running back...

I notice he didn't specifically deny the veracity of the tweet... So they're probably plowing.

It's a fake account but...

Trent Richardson could learn a thing from these two llamas.