It's supposed to look like a dick, right? Because it looks like a dick.

On the "NFL Players and Alumni Doing Bad Things Spectrum", where does this video land?
Toward the Darren Sharper side, or more on the Warren Sapp end? Or does it blow past Darren Sharper and land pretty close to Aaron Hernandez?

Half expecting to see an "NFL Players' Crimes, Ranked" list here soon.

Russell Wilson is the NFL equivalent of this:

You sound like every Blue Jays fan.

The new brown facemask represents the strength and toughness of Cleveland.

Things I didn't expect to be doing at work today: reading a debate on the geographic prevalence of bagged milk.

But yeah; bagged milk is best (Ontarian bias).

"So are all kinds of shit, but look at these odds!"

Gregg Zaun is easily the worst part of Blue Jays broadcasts, with Pat Tabler a very, very close second.

I think I know what happened...

Sorry, nothing beats "hat":

There is an unfortunate lack of Space Yams jokes in here.

Edelman, of course, was just showing off his new tattoos:

Using a joke like that strikes me as an extra risky strategy...

Pretty sweet that you got to meet Rihanna.

So we're not going to talk about Stephen Gostkowski and his little toiletries bag?

"That's between me and the person it was directed at."

I didn't see any coverage from Deadspin about Josh Gordon's Medium piece where he pretty competently dismantles his harshest critics. Was there a particular reason for that?

Look, I know you only had 30 seconds, but I really feel as though you didn't spend enough time establishing a believable narrative.