Thank god. I've overcooked too many soft-boiled eggs in my lifetime.

I guess this is a question for the archaeologists that read Gizmodo:

Reading this article about poor Beast being unfairly persecuted reminded me of...

I don't see what the big deal is. RGIII can do everything this guy does.

Of course the source website comes with the following handy links:
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Nice to know us fatties are keeping this business booming.

Yes but can you submit it as a PDF?

Said Woods: "No pictursh, pleash, jusht here to shupport Lindshey."

GUESS YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY RODMAN IN BULLS GEAR, DENNIS.

It is well documented that Fox knows nothing about football...

Fuck. Is it award show season or what.

Ha. If only there was some kind of snarky sports website out there to make fun of this post.

Thank God the NFL pays these guys a salary. If he were still playing in college it'd be impossible for him to get laid.

January.

well well. The second time I'm commenting about Canadian beer on Deadspin today.

Fuck, can't imagine anyone actually cares, but Steeler lager is made in Hamilton, Ontario, which is essentially the Canadian version of Pittsburgh. Wikipedia tells me that 60% of Canada's steel is made in Hamilton factories - which is obviously why the idiots that drink this piss care about it being union-made. The…

Injured ribs, in the same location of the Hope kick in the next frame (Lang's wearing the same pants in both shots)

shiiitt. double post. oh well.