Ha. If only there was some kind of snarky sports website out there to make fun of this post.

Thank God the NFL pays these guys a salary. If he were still playing in college it'd be impossible for him to get laid.

January.

well well. The second time I'm commenting about Canadian beer on Deadspin today.

Fuck, can't imagine anyone actually cares, but Steeler lager is made in Hamilton, Ontario, which is essentially the Canadian version of Pittsburgh. Wikipedia tells me that 60% of Canada's steel is made in Hamilton factories - which is obviously why the idiots that drink this piss care about it being union-made. The…

shiiitt. double post. oh well.

Yes, but did Mariota not rape the entire FSU secondary?

Betcha his fantasy team's name is Seanny Football.

Yep, this is pretty typical for a brand standards document.

Apparently it's spreading to football...

Did Nic Pizzolatto plagiarize Darren Sharper's life story?

The Bills are at home Sunday.

This one wins.

"The Latvian-born forward added more than 400,000 votes in one week with nearly 82 percent of his total votes tallied from his native country and 80 percent from Sabres fans."

So you're telling me there are more Sabres fans in Latvia than there are in Buffalo?http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?i…

they are all contractually obligated to say they listen to Drake.

Probably got Jonah Hill to tell Donaldson he was traded.

Here's a link to the crowdfunding effort to help Darryl Talley. Almost at 50k already.

So I don't get why there are individual players nominated for this award; most of these are just awesome all-around team efforts.

Just wait until he gives the commencement speech at FSU.

I don't know if you intentionally threw a Dr. Beardface reference in there, but I appreciate it nonetheless.