That's what you get for hiding in the mountains.

One of these days, Ron Rivera is going to stop answering media questions and just start quoting lines from Kenny Rogers' "The Gambler".

Was it this guy?

"Bad molly in Colorado? No such thing!"
- Wes Welker

I don't think they could have gotten the same mileage out of the mispronunciation-of-the-last-name joke had they opted for Bledsoe or YOung.

I always kind of hoped that the 49ers knew Lattimore might never play, but were letting him rehab his knee on the NFLPA's health plan instead of having to pay for it out of his own pocket.

Alternate meaning of the word lousy:
"teeming with"

I can't figure out if this Twitter user and his/her blog (who am I kidding, definitely a dude) is completely serious or one of the best pieces of satire ever created. If only there were more #FACTs in this case.

Hard to fathom that this man wasn't successful in Florida, of all places.

The Cardinals really do have the worst fans in baseball.

Looks like someone's in the doghouse.

You've mixed up your columns from the World Series and NL Pennant.

http://blog.pundittracker.com/which-experts-…

ESPN has identified him as Bryan Allen.

I think, pretty poignantly, when someone says "I'm just going to be blissfully ignorant that other Georgia players likely don't have the same willpower", his only response is "Lol". Seriously, this guy oozes sleaze.

Honestly, these doucheknobs probably intended it to be that way.

Did everyone else at Deadspin call in sick today?

100% of my anger at this post is for not using "That's the way baseball go" in your kicker. BECAUSE RON WASHINGTON.

I don't get why they needed trucks on standby. The people of Glendale would have taken weeks to notice there wasn't a team there anymore.

How it went down (allegedly):

talk about low-hanging fruit.