Well, now, hold on. Did he go to school in the south? They teach you it’s okay to touch cousins like that.

Obviously they meant to sing California Uber Alles

That Brady “tackle”

I believe Beyoncé is pregnant with twins. I also believe that Blue was born via surrogate.

Only sport that his hands allow him to play.

Probably her punishment for coming in two pounds overweight.

I’m 29 and I can not tell you how many times I’ve daydreamed about going back and playing little league, not as a kid, but as an adult. I would fucking dominate and feel a power that I’ve never felt before. Imagine getting a 40mph floater right down the middle and taking it deep, rounding the bases while staring…

Donald Trump was accused by the Justice Department in the 1970's of refusing to rent apartments in his developments to black people.

or is it?

Toronto fans are just bitter that Baltimore has the better hockey team. What’s that? Baltimore doesn’t have a... nope, still right.

You don’t know that, there’s a possibility they could play Cincinnati.

BLM: “Some police are assholes.”

you’re Todd Haley’s kid?

So, did they spefically wait until Manning retired, or is this a different issue?

In comparison to the current leadership it is. But don’t let facts get in the way.

Is the justice department looking into the handling of this? If not, why? It’s extremely frustrating that seemingly every college campus has a “what happens here, stays here” protection from the law.