*tips fedora*

Yep, there’s a reason clearing barrels are a thing.

High speed, low dong

And none of that mitigates the fact that Cleveland will forever be a joke, all on their own merit. Go fuck yourself.

I mean our president is not a governing expert, why should the ginger hammer be a foosball expert?

Art.

“hot dog sandwiches”

I feel like the meme was probably helped along by the fact that aside from his basketball prowess , he’s truly an unrepentant piece of shit.

Volcanic take

Sumo deadlifts don’t count

Yes I would very much like cats in my ballpark

It’s uncanny. He seriously has the taste of a four year old.

TOOTBLAN

1400 stops with only 8 citations? Methinks someone was fishing for payoffs...

Coaches should be forced to wear seersucker and drink mint juleps on a sideline porch

It was justified.

I wouldn’t want to go to Norristown either, but I’m not a serial rapist so here we are Bill.

And Mike Pettine coached there!

I feel like lowercase (Graphic) is not a particularly good description