I’m just shocked he called him Cassius instead of “Toby”.

I was going to give a reasoned response. I changed my mind. Fuck off dude. Seriously. Don’t go around belittling how other people feel because they are worried about their kids. It makes you look like an asshole.

Those exciting at bats are exactly why we need to do away with the DH.

Not everything is about current events—for example, if you read a history book, it is about events in the past. Think about it.

Taking offense is like building a fence—you have to do it all alone and it takes a lot of time, and the things you think are nails are actually slender dog turds, and you pick them up and you get slender turd on your hands and then who’s gonna give you a kiss at the supermarket? Not Hannah, the twenty-something bag…

I like the names in the promo screenshot.

Guys, Gomez is the scientist. The quote is from Gomez’s monster. Jeez, why do I have to keep explaining this?!

It's fucking Spurs were talking about, Leicester will be fine

I definitely wouldn’t mind 90 or so servings.

They’ve been waiting for their chance to charge the mound ever since Randy Johnson murdered their mom.

Disgusting.

There is sex positive, and there is just plain attention seeking. My 12 year old niece loves Kim and the rest of the Kartrashian klan. I’d hate to think that she would grow up to be so blasse about posting intimate photos of herself online

If only tip-off was at 2:30 then they could make the game.

Five children left behind. Fuck, man. FUCK. All because of what? Some woman was stupid enough to drive with her dog in her lap?

who knew under all the theatrics, she has actual vocal talent, killed it

Best? Nah. This is pretty good. The thing that elevates it is the guy to the left who just stands there with his hands in his pockets.

He was thinking that at best his team gets the ball and at worst they give up 20 yards of field position to a team that at that point had punted 4 times....