NFL teams do not want Kaepernick. They don’t want the distraction. They don’t want the baggage. They don’t want his activism. They don’t want his divisiveness. He’s not welcome. No amount of pissing and moaning is going to change that.

Don’t blame me

Sorry guys. The whole “The Simpsons is running forever” thing is my fault. I got one of those monkey’s paws in 1994.

It’s easy to tell these post book material seasons are being done based on a vague blueprint GRRM gave them. The only good thing about the show at this point is that we’ll have a rough idea how the books would end (‘rough’ since I’m sure the shows doing plenty of its own shit due to all the cut characters) since we’re…

If the fix was in, then thank goodness. Because apparently this was a great fight and fans are generally very satisfied.

For anyone who missed the fight, you can watch the complete fight at this link:

It’s a thing and there are full articles about her because Swift is using alternative facts to sell a false narrative. The same false narrative Gita lays out in the article.

insecurity and low self-esteem has been eradicated in all humans over the age of 13, to be otherwise is to be a weak and sickly creature beneath contempt

There is no “Draft” to dodge. Except the NFL Draft. And these fools got drafted by the Browns. The BROWNS. It’s like the Afghanistan of NFL teams.

The refs upholding incorrect calls just adds to the realism!

Nothing about Prequel-Yoda feels right.

I am absolutely on board with hating on the Olympics. You can’t win without cheating. Countries have been ruined. The IOC is the most corrupt bunch of dudes this side of FIFA.

“...when the patties go into the sandwiches.”

I’m a little confused by why he or anyone else would think you could dig giant tunnels through thousands of municipalities, even as a private company, and not need massive amounts of government approval on multiple levels (municipal, county, state). Also, have we still not broken it to Elon that I95 still isn’t…

This is the worst take and you should be ashamed.

It’s been a while, but for our traveling team it was pretty clear that (despite meaningless platitudes) the only thing that really mattered was winning. Any punishment that does not effect that (individual suspension or forfeit) is essentially meaningless.

When (if) Kaep gets signed, will deadspin staff hold a collective circle jerk? Will Magary broadcast the sounds on his radio show? Do tell!

Meh, Slate has basically turned into a clickbait headline blog at this point. Tim Noah leaving was a blow that it never recovered from.

The Political Gabfest is very dull. ducks for cover.