What the fuck is with Evil Bert in the back seat...

General Lee was a rotten play by play announcer. It was always offense, offense, offense with this guy.

Nope, she’s the asshole who wrote a “memoir” in which she lied about volunteering in Africa, invented stories about evil African mercenaries and wild escapes and other bullshit, and made it clear that she’s racist, clueless, and untalented.

Of course not. They don’t see themselves as “working class” but as “temporarily embarrassed millionaires” who fully expect all that wealth to trickle down.

Before we jump to conclusions, I think it’s important to acknowledge the violence on both sides.

One thing is for certain, this whole gesture is lost on Floyd Mayweather.

I mean, I guess Trump is uniting people through our mutual loathing and disgust for him. So that’s nice.

And would it kill them to spell out the word “You”?

“Millennials are killing the Thank You note industry”

I know there have been other globe/Kyrie jokes

I just like this one

Back in my day, you would write your type your thank you notes on nice paper stock, double spaced in a beautiful font, including specific reasons for gratitude, and sign it under notary witness. Where’s the class these days?

It’s unhinged and embarrassing for the country when Don Lemon is the one showing gravitas and insight.

Read a book.

Its hard to look cheerful when youre covered in a layer of sweat and you smell like feces because its a thousand degrees outside and all your clothes are made of wool.

do these guys get a paycheck or is everything under the table?

“One time I hugged a black woman so I’m not racist.”

“If I were KKK, would I hold you like this?”

The ghost of Strom Thurmond would like a word with that fellow.

Paid after the rally. It’s Trump so of course you’ll be paid afterwards...if you can find his staff. If you do find someone, they’ll tell you one of two things:

Pa Kent won’t like him showing off like that.