The thing that GOP leaders are most pissed at Trump over is that he’s taken their policy of “Don’t be overtly racist/bigoted while we pursue ‘sound conservative policies’ that oppress minorities in countless legal, economic and social ways” and he’s openly broadcast that Republicans have no problem supporting groups…

They are the real life embodiment of the Children of the Corn.

“That never happened.”

Making history as controlled opposition? Nah, there were many like him before.

Good for him. I hope he can make a lasting, positive impact.

What the fuck is a Utah?
-Miles Davis

In a perfect world, this would be a test.

Oh Rachel, never tell Star Wars stans you like Ewoks. They’re very polarizing in the fandom, but I love them because I was a kid the first time I saw ROTJ.

Darth Trump.

No, but I’ve had my eye on this for awhile

“Already bought it.”

As if Darth Vader would wear tacky ass yellow gold.

No.

The Twitter eggs tell me it’s a wonderful free country with a great super handsome leader, “and also “Trump 2020!” so I think it’s probably legit.

It’s a shitty place with a shitty economy supported by a shitty, free speech-curtailing government and following an oppressive, law-pushing shitty orthodox church.

I feel like it’s worth repeating!

Dude what? You know that hospitals aren’t in charge of names, right? Jesus fucking Christ.

“I’m going to the hospital where I was born in Bellefonte, Kentucky, and legally changing my name.”

Based on that pic I will refer to him as Clairol Shag Mullett and nothing else.