Dude what? You know that hospitals aren’t in charge of names, right? Jesus fucking Christ.

“I’m going to the hospital where I was born in Bellefonte, Kentucky, and legally changing my name.”

Based on that pic I will refer to him as Clairol Shag Mullett and nothing else.

See? Trump and Hillary are exactly the same. This would be happening if Hills were elected too, right?

Probably has to do with South Africa being in the Southern Hemisphere, like how the toilets flush the other way.

Or they act perfectly charming during the courtship phase and morph overnight into deranged monsters once the ceremony’s complete. Happens all the time.

Can’t, they all died.

At least throw in a cute bunny rabbit or a talking squirrel, for crying out loud.

What a bunch of assholes, God Bless’em

In my experience there’s also quite a bit of whitewashing the past (I’m guilty of this myself)

“Nobody knew that creating a music festival could be so complicated.”

Agreed. If you can’t spell “fire” correctly, you can kindly fyck off.

I feel like the conversation is more like:

like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

I feel like a Kardashian / Jenner promotion and no other real details is huge red flag #1.

I find this hysterical.

Like, why would anyone try to actually scam us?

Did you run that headline by Judge Kara for a ruling, or will she be issuing a bench warrant for your ass later?