Also:

Shit, that sucks. Though, if anyone should’ve been able to prevent having his company’s name leaked, you’d think it’d be the roof guy.

Lesbians get things done.

#Elite.08

That was just a dry run.

It’s great that this is being brought to light.

BOOP

Because all that really, truly matters here is the money.

Funny how in the US, time and again - whether the core crime is treason, murder, drug smuggling, or genocide - the thing that finally gets them is money laundering?

Thanks. I recently got a book deal so I hope that putting my stories out there (I drink to cover up abuse) will help me towards a place of sobriety, or at least reduced harm.

You evil bitch. Stop making me laugh.

Too broke to drink. Plus I need to write a book so I have to dial the drinking down for the next year or two.

Damn, judgemental much? I don’t know if you think you’re helping but condescending bullshit like this is unwelcome and unhelpful. Get help with your ass hat reactions. Get help soon. Seriously.

Having “nothing in common” with this lowlife is a desirable achievement.

YOUR POLICIES DID NOT CREATE THOSE JOBS YOU FUCK WIT!

Imagine Luis describing how he met Darcy and their first date. Crazy, right?

Tell Trump to buy a fire pit.

Tell Trump to buy a fire pit.