I’m shocked they even bothered!

Holy shit- C-3P0 is a black guy?! So method!!

Now that’s shade!

Jabba the Trump!

Toilet paper cozy FTW?

Good luck getting your name changed at the hospital, dumbshit!

It’s a trip, it’s got a funky beat and I can take drugs to it!

Sounds like he was just high on Alex Jones!

If I had a nickel for every time my mother told me my father “isn’t the man I married”...

Governing Florida!

“Gutentag, Evin- do you have availability next week to sit in on a globally broadcasted women’s forum? We just had an opening for our panel!”

You can’t buy class!

Christ, what an asshole!

More like Inferior Secretary amirite!

“Attarat Poovapat! Attarat Poovapat!” Now you try- it’s fun!

Way to stand up to the tyranny of anti-white oppression! Keep up the good persecution complex!

Those vipers probably got all that maryjane at a jazz club! The Devil’s lettuce leads to loose morals!

I’m sure your family isn’t alone in that tortured duality, but let’s avoid generalizations- I want to be middle class some day too!

They voted for Hillary, and they have a wait-n-see attitude? We used to call that ‘mental gymnastics’!