Nice!

“Stick with me and you’ll go places!”

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

You pass a law in 2017 that allows wife beating, and everyone thinks you’re nazis sheesh.

I bet HeLa genes everywhere are collectively pissed at this transaction!

He defends like a man afraid to move overly because of a shart!

The Sackett Sisters? I don’t think this is a very good name for a show— 14 year olds are going to have a field day with that title!

All the Saudi women can’t wait to ask their husbands’ permission to buy a copy and then be driven to the store!

Apples : oranges :: Harlem : Texas

It’s like they take the number of vehicles in the field (A) and multiply by the probable rate of failure (B), then multiply that by the average out-of-court settlement (C). A x B x C = X. If X is less than a the cost of a recall, they don’t do one.

What’s the joke? Just wondering if there’s a name. Seems like there oughtta be.

Is there a name for The Darwin Award when you take others with you?

Good thing we’re getting those tax breaks- we’ll be right where we started, only less so!

Time to do a little spring cleaning!

You can’t handle the truth!

Warren Beatty strikes again!

Ta-daa!

Be sure to pick up some Milo™ Vanishing Cream!

States’ rights are super important until they’re not!

That poster with the cloven hoofprints of our liege and master would be funnier!