This should be Tim Kaine’s passion project, and he should bring it up in the VP debate. Guaranteed coffin nail on the GOP campaign.

Fun!

Blowing right past the Nirvana cover? 3 cool 5 me

The economy of this pastiche is breathtaking!

Join MS-13 with a group beat in? That’s immersive and different.

How often did you relieve yourself in that circular clothing rack- be honest!

We should export comment sections along with our rock-n-roll and blue jeans, just so we can prove that everyone with access to one will vomit their id. Now that’s freedom!

Forget the tax returns, I wanna see the x-rays of that deviated septum!

Weed is chill and good. Coke is for assholes. It took me $1000 worth of of top shelf MDMA to figure this out.

Oh no, it’s a great obituary- but everything else about it, yeah.

This guy’s a business genius: first he created a niche, then he filled it.*

2 pusses, 1 foul!

Also sitting down to pee keeps the bathroom tidier- good for you, fellow dude!

You should get that drunkle whacked before he inherits your fair share!

Count downs are worse- especially failed ones!

Wow when Frank Luntz throws in the towel...

There’s more to “Best in Show” than just diet and exercise! (there’s grooming too!)

Brilliant

He doesn’t do blow, but he would be the guy who would do it in the middle of the day, not just for maintaining an evening of drinking with good friends and your dealer.

Anyone who thinks Hillary lost to her rambling opponent tonight must have Trump for a surname. Even little Barron’s facepalming!