“It was an investment. Not just the hotel but the game ticket and I had to get my kids taken care of. I had to drive here,” Griswold told ESPN.

Diversity in the new economy achieved! Tell HR to throttle down

You’re a better man than I am, Paul Chelimo.

Huh. Where’s Chelimo from- like, Bakersfield? Fresno?

Sorry ‘bout that Brazil!

My wrists are extremely supple.

Just popping by to remind everyone that brevity is the soul of wit. Carry on!

It's also a roll-on deodorant.

🎶 That would bug me too, if I were you, how do you do?🎶

That was pretty good when it aired the first time, but I felt like I wanted to watch it again an hour later.

“I don’t do ‘irony’”

How hard was it to not say “adult female”?

¿How about a West Coast primer tambien?

“Are you going to finish that?” —Marco Rubio

Wow how thirsty are those class reunions. There’s some content I’d consume.

An old chef I used to work for would say after giving instruction or admonishment: ¿Tu mi entiendes, Mendez? ¿O te explico, Frederico?

As a chronic double fisted drinker, this thread makes me weep with joy.

It just got a little more diverse around here, jaja

Sox fan you say.

If he hangs it up now, maybe he'll keep his marbles.