I wasn’t pulling for Bernie this time around, but he did try to flip the tables of the money changers.

There was a good guy with a liscenced open carry 2x4?

Really pulling for this team, even despite the white guy with dreads.

Christ, what an asshole.

Eagerly awaiting the already stale Pokemon send ups waiting in the wings. Even that might be too much credit given.

Yes, but the resolution! We’ve only seen how the (wo)man got up the tree.

“I mean, even ISIS has official leaders amirite”

The who does what now?

That's great. Anyone working on how to deplane faster? #priorities

ISIS must be laughing at our adoption of beheadings and blood money. Nice work, everyone.

“Better the mind than the soul, asswipe.” I would love to be her Twitter intern.

Humbly redacted because of too-slow-ness. You’ve won this round, “Lion-oRichie”...but I’ll be back...oh yes- I WILL BE BAAAAACK!!1!

He makes Paddington look like a Visigoth. Such manners!

Only 100,001 more lynchings, sovereign citizens standoffs, federal building bombings, abortion clinic/minority church murders and it will be a tie!

Even fat gamers will feel cool using it. Until it breaks :(

Fair enough, I was just being wary of the trolling set, the victim blaming true believers, and whatever Venn diagram of the two.

Good, depressing point.

While it’s a novel approach I can totally relate to at yet another frustrating juncture, I think it would be difficult to convince anyone in government from police unions to city councils on up that a newly minted officer shouldn’t have access to lethal force. I could be wrong, though, and if something like that made…

That is a tall order, and I recommend looking on Amazon for a decent flame retarding suit, because if this makes it out of the grey...

If we can’t afford to hire a better class of LEO the least we can do is authorize more bullets to practice with before they’re turned loose.