I got Ted from Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure. WTF?

“Okay, so your soulmate is a little goofy, but he’s also destined to save the world with his music so — quite the catch you got!”

I got Ted lol

Ha!  “Be excellent to each other”.

I got Ted from Bill & Ted's excellent adventure!!

That comment killed me. God’s perfect breathing system....get the fuck outta here.  

So Republicans are trying to make AOC the face of the Democratic Party because, why again? Like, do they think that having a young, charismatic, intelligent person who has proven herself extraordinarily effective at communication is going to hurt Democrats?

And it only covers memorials for veterans of the United States armed forces, so any statue honoring a veteran of an unrecognized republic (like the Confederate States of America) is still fair game!

This is why we have chosen not to make an official political statement.

Yeah, I’m not convinced that he would know the association, or that he’s even involved with the campaign at this level, but it’s telling that Nazis seem to flock to his campaign and administration, and that’s on him.

I don’t want to hear anybody say that this is an accident. I’m sick of the excuse of stupidity or ignorance to be used to defend this administration’s actions (“Trump’s too stupid to know it is a Nazi symbol, yada yada yada). Even if say Trump really didn’t know, he is not operating alone in the White House. He has…

“What it actually is is officers protesting that they’ve had enough and they don’t want to deal with it any longer.”

If you keep following that rabbit hole, she works for the McIntosh Sheriff’s Department in Georgia.

There are emails posted that are a yikes and a half. Admittedly, I also originally didn’t think too much of this, that at worst it just makes him an asshole trying to get laid. Because, like you said—nothing he’s doing is technically illegal.

But I do think it does miss the point of how incredibly skeevy Ellis was…

a long thread of chris d’elia hitting on, raping, and blackmailing young women, many who were underage

Suits change the narrative just like female outfits change rape probability

On second thought, let’s not turn on Fox News. ‘Tis a silly place.

I looked at those mugshots for too long, and am now hopelessly addicted to meth.

“As I told Mr. McCray, if I were faced with similar circumstances, I would have probably done the same thing,” the Sheriff said in a statement. “I have apologized to Mr. McCray, and I appreciate his patience as I have worked through these matters.”

Ah, so the “A” now stands for “Appropriation." Got it.

How many times do you think Hannity hooked up with Earhardt before he realized he wasn’t suddenly having amazing luck at bedding random blondes from the office, but was, in fact, in a relationship?