Bastards! They’ve already stolen your “.” key!

Note that this information does not apply in Australia, where researchers have found that using vinegar can make the stings of certain jellyfish *worse* - which, in the case of the box jellyfish, can mean *death*. I hope you update the article to reflect this.

Bad hombres?

As the dad of a surfer, let me say that a good idea is to go to the beach with several water bottles - with one of them being very hot water.

Sorry, but you are incorrect. A high deductible plan is any plan that has a deductible of at least $1,300 for an individual. Mine is $1,500. What your employer contributes to you doesn’t affect the deductible. I also know mine is considered by the government to be a legit high deductible plan because those plans are…

She is dreadful. I do not understand why anyone listens to her.

The audience is the whole of our country, and the venue is the 50 states. Your argument is that people are just dumber than they used to be? More gullible? More tasteless?

I’ve always said that recipes are for baking. REAL cooks are more like you see on chopped. “Let’s see, it’s getting to be Dinner Time. What do I have in the pantry...canned tuna, canellli beans, asparagus, and potatos. What can I do with this?”

I like to make a casserole or big pot of something and eat off if it all week.

Resting rich face.

So we establish a committee to approve all surgical devices? That’s lunacy. No innovation would be allowed. Someone with an irrational distaste for acute angles could be put in charge of specifying cutting blades? Keep in mind that I’m drinking at 9am but still...

According to a survey done in 2016, more than 60% of Americans have less than $1000 in savings. I don’t discount that there is wasteful spending, or that as a whole we do not tend to live beyond our means, but there are people that don’t spend frivolously and still struggle to cover necessities.

HBO needs this way more than Netflix does. Except Veep. Because everything about that show is awesome.

I love dandelions. Best flower ever.

Issues of invasive aside, I’ve always thought it funny that “weeds” amount to little more than plants humans decided they didn’t like. Some even have nice little flowers, but they break up your perfectly uniform lawn of grass. How terrible!

First rule of Cabbage Club is we don’t talk about Cabbage Club

Yo dawg, I hear you like insurance, so I put some insurance in your insurance so you’re covered before you’re covered.

All the emails I have received from the Secretary of Agriculture during the Obama Administration were just like Burwell’s - reminders, addressing concerns, typical manager crap.

Pyschology is not a science. It is guess work and a chance for pharmacutical companies to hook children on there drugs.