abbykraft
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abbykraft

I used to work with an asshole that would regularly go to chipotle during the lunch rush and order the quesorito (because eating something the size of a baby for lunch is a good idea?), which would then slow down the entire line. Still wished they would have simply told him no, just to see his reaction.

If they’re posting it, it’s not actually a “secret menu.” That’s just an attempt by a restaurant to take advantage of this eyeroll-worthy trend.

Ahh - I guess I always travel in dresses/skirts that more closely resemble pjs than real clothes - so changing for me is pretty quick at the airport.

The problem for me with bring extra undies is that you have to get half undressed to change into them. I just bring ultra thin panty liners with me. I’ll change at least twice during a long flight or even a long car ride. My bits feel less sweat logged and I don’t have to take my shoes and pants off mid-flight. Once

I feel a little anxious about this one. Like, what if she didn’t turn back to shore?

I want the photos. I want the hair. I in particular want that blue dress. Now.

There’s something Virginia Woolf about these photos.

wrenchingly?

These photographs are very Kate Chopin, The Awakening.

The best part? #Nofilter

That’s not at all true. Calling out people who are trying but doing more harm than good is always useful especially if they’re “trying” in such a public way. If Jose Canseco thinks that this is the best way to honor and understand transgender people, then the public drubbing he will get for it will hopefully at least

Take the stupidest idea you can come up with....ok you got one? Ok now take that and multiply it by 1 billion times. Ok so is that how stupid this idea is? Nope this is even stupider.

Here, have a memento of your shame.

That is hilariously horrible. How did we become the dominant species on this planet?

We’re all very impressed that you don't know the names of any reality show cast members. I'm also so pleased that you lowered yourself to come here and share that with us. Honored, really.

I did not care for Nick during Andi’s season but he really repaired his image in this season. I think that was his ultimate motivation - to come back and prove he wasn’t what they made him out to be on the show.

Maybe this Nick dude is just bad in bed. Two Bachelorettes have slept with him and neither one seemed interested in even pretending they wanted him to be their fiance for a few months.

I guess everyone has a Nick.

The fact that she’s taking these guys for test runs shows that she’s actually MORE serious about finding a potential mate than other Bachelorettes may have been. I don’t get the whole Nick thing though. Does that guy have a golden penis or something?