Cady’s tweets remind me of the obnoxiously vague and fatalistic status updates that certain friends post of Facebook and then refuse to explain.

Besides signing her own name in that cringing manner, I think it’s funny she tweeted that to Amy. That joke was hilarious in the movie.

Joanna, new segment suggestion: Celebrities Tweeting Celebrities.

does she look skinny today?

its wednesday, so we hate taylor swift today

It’s Wednesday, so do we like Amy Schumer or dislike her? It’s tough keeping track sometimes.

It also sounds like a cocktail at the world’s best theme bar!

Mary Popitin

Here comes an awful Mr Hyde story.

This isn’t technically a blackout story, but here goes. Was in Jamaica in 1998 (this is important later) with a girlfriend staying at one of those “all inclusive” places-all you can eat food AND drink. Anyway, we were laying on the lounges pretty close to the water all morning and into the afternoon, drinking the rum…

What’s the name for someone who gets drunk but spends the whole time thinking about how to act sober and takes care of everyone else because God forbid anyone think they’re drunk?

Slutty Poppins sounds dirty.

What if you just become really friendly (to the point where it has been labeled “slutty,”)? Slutty Mary Poppins?

I warn you, there’s a 50% chance I’ll think I can dance (I CAN’T) and a 100% chance I’m going to hug you.

You can call me Ernest Poppins.

I want to go drinking with you.

Mary Poppins here. I fucking love everyone when I’m drunk and will sway up to you and tell you that you are the best human being alive and I respect you and also you are so pretty and nice that I don’t even deserve to know you, no, don’t look at me, I’m ashamed to have someone as wonderful as you look at me. People…

I am a Mrs. Hyde. Shall we have a best blackout thread?

I say we all start our own trials and meet back for Saturday Night Social with the results

Ok I’m probably Nutty Professor. Currently working on seeing if that is accurate. Will report back in a few hours with the results