abbykraft
millenialseminarian
abbykraft

I want them to unblock our jezzies

more shots fired in this comment than from a damn tommy gun

I doubt Amy is buying cheap clothes, but some stores tend to sell slightly bigger clothes with a smaller number attached to it because studies show a woman will be happier with her purchase.

right? and even if Edward were trying to teach them the Nazi salute, like a 7 year old has the capacity to understand what that even means. I guess it’s good to acknowledge the family fuck-ups though, especially since no one with a brain will honestly think Queen E was/is a Nazi sympathizer.

Um, to me the Queen looks like she’s getting ready to do a cartwheel or a handstand. The palace should have probably gone with that...

I loved Ruby Rose on OITNB. Hated that she liked Piper though because Piper is one of my least favorite characters (yes, I know she’s the main character but still, bleh).

OMG. Scott Disick!! That’s terrible! And I’m just talking about the “art.”

And you are already awake and alive in the world? I am impressed. After a night spent with whiskey I lay in bed and whine like the wee little girl I am, wondering why no one loves me enough to bring me burritos.

The comments about Amy Schumer’s photo spread on AICN are awful, like the 12 men episode of her show (e.g. “Amy Schumer says she’s a size 6, which I doubt...Size 6 is not large, but its not small either. Its fine. My wife just hit a size 6. (But she’s pregnant)“ , and I can’t believe one of her criticizers is Harry

Same, man.

lol

It doesn’t matter who you are, or how old: fart jokes are never not funny.

is this a sext

I WANT TO PUT THE RIGHT THINGS IN ALL THE RIGHT POCKETS.

My OCD has the biggest boner right now.

Like, what did I just read? That is not only shitty, lowdown, and homophobic, Gawker just outed this guy using a dickface asshole who was trying to blackmail him. THIS IS NOT OKAY.

Right? Let it be a reminder that Gawker et al are not always the high-minded intellectual bastion they purport to be. They will attack media opponents using any means necessary, and will hold whatever centrist, popular opinion that people will click on.

Every classically beautiful Hollywood lesbian /bi lady like Amber heard or Margot Robbie gets this treatment. Like, “are you suuuure you wouldn’t rather be fucking dudes? Maybe the one right in front of you?”

Wow. Being a dick can really take a toll on your looks.

Gabourey I have said okie dokie unironically 3 times just today, so let’s be old weirdos together.