They defineitely could. I would kill for some good “how-to on a budget” shows for home improvement, and we could also have shows about important topics right now like LGBTQA issues, social justice issues in other parts of the world, and so on.

Nah, fuck this. They had a chance to cancel this when it actually meant something, and they didn’t. The “special” is their way of testing the waters for a Jill/Jessa spinoff and of financially capitalizing on the continued interest in the Duggars and what happens to them. I can’t decide what’s worse—pretending like…

I feel like this post may be somewhat drink-influenced.

RIGHT? SHE IS SO LOVELY.

i am SO GLAD Tony decided to give Ina some shine. If I found out he had beef w her I’d probably jump the Bourdain ship completely.

Anthony Bourdain is also kind of insufferable, too, though. He’s getting too old for his own shtick.

I’m pretty confident that if Bob Dylan saw Kim Kardashian’s Rolling Stone cover he’d somehow manage to find a way to continue his 50 year long streak of not giving a fuck about anyone or anything.

Basically, yes: They didn’t believe that anyone would break in, handcuff/drug the boyfriend, take the girlfriend and demand such a weird amount of money ($8500?!).

like, I wouldn’t sneeze at $8500 if someone were to offer it to me no strings attached

Wait, so why didn’t they believe Huskins and Quinn in the first place? Was it really just because the story seemed too ridiculous?

I don’t know but I’m willing to murder the fuck out of Neil Patrick Harris to find out.

How much could we get for gone girling you? Think we could convince the Jez crowd to crowdfund our vacation your ransom?

All that work for fucking $8500????

It’s so fun to click on an article and then scramble to find the offending ad’s mute button.

You know what’s more terrible than the police not taking this case seriously?

Wow, really? No. Even us poors allow our children to keep the money that they earn themselves.

Well, she does say “cents,” and even five year olds have access to that kind of money. A five year old really has no concept of the difference between a quarter and $10,000.

Actually, sometimes we do. We’re not perfect, especially not at 5 years old, when we think 19 cents is enough to start saving for a surgery and that because we found it in the couch, it’s ours. And sometimes, poor parents don’t want to take the 19 cents away from a five year old to pay the bills because the thought of…