For Kate McKinnon to do it, you’d almost have to put make-up on her to do it. And that treds into blackface territory.

But at the same time, don’t you think it must get pretty old for her when she repeatedly hears “hey, maya! You would be the perfect mixed race person to play a woman who is literally not even a little bit black! Cool, right?” Personally, I think the joke would be even better if they were to have someone like Kate…

I hate being at work and not being able to watch clips....

MAYA IF YOU CAN HEAR THIS, KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU, AND “AWAY WE GO” COMPLETES MY LIFE

Can we please acknowledge the ACTUAL OITNB J Bieber doppelgänger

The problem is that she was brought in to serve as a foil for Piper and Alex, and after now three years, Jenji and her writers still don’t seem to understand that nobody cares about those two characters or what happens to them.

That IS all she was.

There’s only one doppelgänger to Bieber

Stella was very bland. She seemed like a plot device for Piper, nothing more.

Ahh. Ok. I see. I have a concealed-carry permit (Alabama). Guess what I had to do to get it: background check and $25. I’ve fired guns only a few times in my life, and own one I’ve never fired. I do NOT carry because of my complete lack of still. I feel like I should have had to pass a course or something. Carrying a…

With a permit, and the shooter had one. But NYC makes it really hard to own a gun, much less carry. Rumor is Russian mob.

My co-worker’s son had a tornado warning during their reception. Guests were herded into the bathrooms for half an hour. Everyone was fine. Everyone had a great time. The bride and groom are still happy five years later, and have a great story to tell.

“A suit is also contemplated against the shooter, whose recklessness created the havoc.”

The Waldorf-Astoria has money. Their loser gun-toting guest may not. That’s my take on the order and relative importance of the lawsuits.