I feel the same way about the ant vs. aunt debate. I have aunts. I do not have insectoid relatives.

If it makes her dad sound even better, I call it both “CAR-mel” and “CARE-UH-mel” somewhat interchangeably and I have no idea why I’m like this.

The people who pronounce it wrong, and then pronounce “pieces” wrong so it rhymes with how they say “Reese’s” (ree-cees pee-cees) are the worst.

The pieces clue is damning evidence.

“KARL-MAL?!” WTF?!

Say you have a friend named Reese.

As always, Pinkham is doing God’s work and on the forefront of our most pressing issues.

The other day I noticed a bunch of Oreo crumbs had accumulated in my collarbones while I was eating in bed laying down. Sexy y/n?

The more quarters you’re able to balance behind your clavicle bone, the skinner you are [...]

Vogue profiles are so insufferable no matter who the subject is, but Cara genuinely sounds pretty cool and grounded. I can’t imagine what it must have been like to have a parent with a serious addiction.

I don’t even think that’s it. I think Don Lemon is just an idiot. He’s dumb as shit and you can see the hamster wheel turning where his brain should be.

“Don Citrus.”

Just like all presidents, they are nothing more than figureheads.

I’m not confused by a black person criticizing the president. I’m interested in the puppet comment. In whose hands, exactly, does she think the president is? I wish he had asked.

You heard the woman, Don. Talk about the anger.

There are a lot of black people that don't like the president too much. Which I know is confusing, because like he is a black guy so don't they all know him?

That was some peak Blackness and I’m here for it.

Don citrus is the f*cking worst. Respectability politics will not save you from a White Supremacist’s bullet, Mr. Lemon.