Literally nothing about this story is not off-the-charts weird.

Thank god this was a short update, I am still trying to catch up on all the other articles from today. I cannot absorb this information fast enough. (AND YET WE STILL DONT KNOW WTF IS ACTUALLY GOING ON)

lyk dis if u crey evertim

Not the only one. For all that people might have been charmed by Jess’s silly bad-boy angst and Dean’s aw-shucks fumbling, neither of them were legitimately quality partners long-term. Logan was dumb in a lot of ways because of being, what, 21? But he clearly had something in him that would’ve matured into a decent…

I must be the only person on the planet who was team Logan...up until that stupid fight between him and Jess.

tweets without comment is not evisceration and i think this woman is hilarious honestly

... Another episode of “Sarcasm Lost in the Realm of the Interpretation Via the Internet” Starring StickStacks

oh yeah i’m kidding. i mean, this is not making me think TOO much that i didn’t already think

... but. she didn’t grow up facing discrimination or being held back because of her skin color.

Whatever you do, for christ’s sake, stop making this about mental illness with no proof whatsoever. You know you’re working to diminish her responsibility if you do that, you know it. As far as we know, she is an extraordinarily committed liar, and a very harmful one who subjected her own kids to faked hate crimes.…

It was already annoying being mixed and looking white without this “tragic faux-latto” bullshit in the news.

The problem is not that she’s a white person leading an NAACP chapter. The problem is that she’s a white person who seemingly lied about being black and then headed an NAACP chapter.

“Hey, you’re black, right?”

I said I’d bang Laura Prepon, even though she’s a Scientologist. Cause...good goddamn.

Someone went full tilt and said no one cares about my boner and sarcastically commented on the fact that a woman doesn’t have worth until a man wants to fuck her, right?

I commended their attempt and thanked them for playing.

DOES A…

OMG, I’m so happy about your new name. Tell me there’s a backstory that involves you being misgendered online

Hopefully now this means they won’t procreate.