Remember Scott Peterson. He was at the search gathering as well.

Did I say that modern medicine hasn’t saved the lives of thousands of women and babies? It’s not a black and white issue. It’s not that birth was broken and doctors fixed it. Some women were always going to have high risk pregnancies (around 10% of all births are considered high risk) and they died without the…

the entire trend of “natural” methods of childbirth and recovery are in dire need of.

are you aware you’re on the internet my friend

I know some people have complained about how much love Inside Amy Schumer gets from Jezebel but, as someone who doesn’t have cable, please accept my wholehearted gratitude for posting her clips! The woman is a genius and I love that Jezebel is giving her the shout outs she deserves.

There are SO MANY THINGS. Oh my God. So many things.

Yep. Freud was accidentally sort of right about the whole penis envy thing except it isn’t so much that penises are great so women all want one. It’s more that uteruses suck so if the alternative is a penis, FINE. WHATEVER. JUST STOP THE FUCKING PAIN/BLOOD/LEAKAGE/OH MY GOD I HATE MY LIFE.

I think we work at the same place. My coworker is a period oversharer who has to sit on a blanket.

Holy fuck once again I am so thankful I have a dick. This is a thing!??!

Unholy Clots needs to be an all-female punk band name.

As much as getting the damn thing was awful (WHY DO THEY NOT GIVE YOU DRUGS?!), thing is the bomb. I don’t know why I didn’t get one sooner. It’s AMAZING.

This. Other than panty liners on the very last day of my period when there isn’t enough for a tampon, I will never wear pads again. They make my crotch area feel like a moist, bloody swamp.

Yeah, what happens if I’m at the office for 2 tampon changes worth of time? Instead of disposing of two small pieces of cotton, I need to carry a wet bag and 4 pairs of underware? And can youimagine trying to change them in a public restroom while wearing pants or tights?

We can call it the cunt pump.

That’s why I signed up for the IUD, unfortunately my period didn’t go away and I got two in May! Two! WTF?! My anxiety/ panic attacks have pretty much gone away though, so I guess it was worth the horrible, cervix dilating pain.

You're a genius. Some engineer needs to start working on a way to make this happen immediately. We can call it the cunt pump.

Plus, I have to change the underwear as often as a tampon/pad? Uh, that doesn’t sound at all convenient. And then, what am I doing with this pair I took off? 0/10

Team IUD.