TL;DR but wtf

I really thought she was scrolling through her phone... I make that face allllllllll the time scrolling through the twitter

FWIW, I heard the exact chant from SAE members at the University of Alabama in the last five or six years.

detritus is my favorite word, you win today

millenial goop

what show plz tell me i must know

knew this was coming

BUT DON'T YOU DARE THROW A JAVELIN AT THEM

at least you recycle it

wait i have a serious question Collier where do you get panties now

Absolutely love this

I'm amazed that it didn't look like December but it was perfect!

THANK YOU THAT'S WHAT I SAID

You guys wasn't she just born like last year

I'm sorry what the FUCK

but those eyebrows are so cringe-worthy

This dress is really everything I've ever needed

I wish I could capture the look of contempt on my face right now.

I'm about to start the ordination process and I think marrying people is what I'm most excited about!

HER DRESS IS STUNNING