Y'all. Really. Go read the whole thing. Amazing.

I could've watched approximately 18 more minutes of that.

bye

ok fine i lol-ed at jabronis

That takes self-control. I have none of that nonsense.

Teeny tiny little town called Beaufort, South Carolina :)

You're in my thoughts.

idk but i won't eat it

hahahah thank you I needed this

BLASPHEMER

Also the PC(USA)!

two moderately wealthy individuals with one manbun between them

This made me twitchy just to read it. I would hate that!

I just had to google that, but now I'm even hungrier. Staaaahp

A bar in my town has a life-changing reuben... I'm trying to eat healthy but this single photo just ruined me!

Aaaand now I'm hungry.

Way more than five. If I'd been on a laptop, I'd have shaken my computer.

I still haven't figured it out.

because at least having a batshit set of convictions is better than being a wet rag of a person.

Thank you so much!