lol don’t forget in the 1800's lobsters were considered trash food and given to prisoners’ who protested being forced to eat them haha. 

Can this be assault? I think it should be assault.

Now if only Grover Norquist would return home to Satan too.

For those of you that are, like me, in desperate need of some good news:

he’s in deep shit. as a retired officer, he can be recalled to active duty and subject to court martial. sentenced to Fort Leavenworth and receive a dishonorable discharge barring him from all VA disability and retirement income.

Everyone who pushed or detained this young woman should be arrested and prosecuted. I hope we all support freedom of speech, but as soon as it crosses into assault, everyone who does it regardless of race should be prosecuted.

Every single one of those men attacking this woman are fucking cowards. Every single one of them.

Turkey Divan! Sliced Turkey (white or dark, both work fine) layered with broccoli and a sauce of chicken sauce, Sherry, parmesan, and a little bit of cream. Two layers of each, top with more parmesan, bake until bubbling around the edges. So, so good!

Remember, folks, many of your fellow citizens are selfish psychopaths who would rather you or your loved ones needlessly suffer and die, than they have to do without a petty luxury for themselves.

They like to headbutt everyone and everything.

All joking aside, never mess with a baby wild anything. Even a scrawny little deer will come fuck your shit up if you mess with Bambi.

Harris is the most logical choice. Rice has never held elected office, which is a huge drawback when you’re the VP for a 77-year-old. I think the fact that she worked with Beau Biden was also a factor; Joe’s comfortable with her. I think they seem like they can work well together.

They better make sure to recharge Pence’s batteries before the debates.

I am ready to vote today, forget this “Election day is Oct. 20th” nonsense for mail in ballots.  Election day is the day after I get my ballot.  Can’t come soon enough.

Biden could kill and eat a kitten on live television AND pick Ivanka as his running mate, and I’d still probably vote for him over Trump in November.

He’s still a better pick than Trump. He’ll still have better people around him. I know the bar is absurdly low but I’ll vote for him (or his VP) even if he fucking dies between now and then.

The squashes range in size from an overfed ferret to an underfed beagle.

I am always iffy about Harris given her records, in which I lean toward Warren as my personal pick for VP.

I don’t care if Biden picks Satan as his VP. I’m voting Biden over Trump.

It’s publically funded.