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This is a three-scoop ice cream sundae of bullshit with a cherry on top. I am not sure anyone has questioned whether he loves his son or whether he is perfect, so his statements that he does and he isn't are utterly meaningless. And the law doesn't require intent to injure, so his statement that, in effect, "I meant

Any chance he saw how much Sterling got for his shares and was looking for a reason to cash out? Not sure how a law firm gives report to ownership and it leaks. It seems like they would be in a very actionable position.

Honestly, a coach would be a fool to have a 90-hour a week ultra-stressful position where he's judged entirely on outcomes he's only partially in control of, when he could instead get paid seven figures to have a no-pressure can't-be-wrong analyst job.

They really call a magazine about culture in north Florida "The Void"? Isn't that on par with naming a car "No Va"?

It's much harder to imagine Indiana repeating as conference champions

"So yes, "intelligent" is used more often for white players than for blacks, but only at the 3 sigma level — barely statistically significant."

"That's the thing you have to remember about professional sports. Whenever a team wins the title, you know who always gets to hold the trophy first? THE OWNER."

The penalty shot "is the most exciting play"? According to whom? People who aren't lifelong hockey fans, evidently. A two minute power play (or better yet, a five minute major) is far more exciting. There's constant action and threats to score, combined with the excitement and the "in your FACE!" possibility of a

And bring in the CFL's single point rule as well.

Eliminate fair catches on punts by following the CFL rule — kicking team must give the returner a 5-yard cushion, but in no way shape and form will he be allowed to raise his hand. This might just make the game's second (or third, depending on your POV) most boring play somewhat interesting. Plus it also would put an