Bottled beer gets warm and gross in your hand after five seconds. Cans stay cold as hell, to the point of giving your frostbite.

More of this, please. I've already subscribed to deadspinofficechats.tumblr.com for when it becomes a real thing.

So what you're saying is, Lost in Translation ScarJo is like the Ramones, but post-Reynolds ScarJo is like the New York Dolls.

Because mentioning race is always race baiting?

Good joke, but it's been done.

I never did enjoy this show, ironically or otherwise. However, April Richardson's podcast, Go Bayside!, in which she and a guest deconstruct each episode in great detail, is pretty hilarious. Lovers and haters of the show should probably give it a shot.

So, they can decide if they want to pick us up based on rating. But if I'm Ubering correctly, we as passengers don't have that option, right? I request a car and it simply tells me which driver is coming.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutsuhiro…

Yep. Came down to the comments to shout out Timbits hockey. They even have an exhibit in the freaking Hall of Fame.

It's Ken Griffey Jr., because who doesn't love Ken Griffey Jr.?

Leopold II was Belgian.

It's too bad PJ Carlesimo isn't coaching the Nets anymore. He could have gone with "Spree Hate Me."

Drew "Leo" McGarry?

Boy is his face rouge.

Boy is his face rouge.