I’ve seen people go on local affiliates’ facebook pages and even tell a female reporter/anchor/meteorologist that a particular color or dress didn’t look good on them and they shouldn’t wear it anymore.

their viewers complain if they repeat outfits too frequently.

I wish I had this much spare brainmatter time to waste. Do these people not have jobs or pets or friends? Get a fucking cactus or something, you losers.

IKR? A man I’m dating who starts scarfing down huge amounts of food would give me two concerns: (1) Is he gone to get a huge beer belly as he gets older, and (2) What would our grocery bill look like?

I stand with your husband on this. I’m not sure what that is, but it isn’t pizza.

True story, I was once at a bar with 2 lady friends and a dude sidled up to our table to try and hit on us. His opening line: “I ate a whole pizza by myself today.”

Let's be honest. They fired him cuz he was almost to the end of his probation period. The cans were a convenient excuse.

Haha. My friends and I routinely talk about how much we can eat. One is a small girl too, but we pack it in.

I LIKE cheese pizza, so by the rules of the internet, I must now track you down and kill you..........or just threaten to kill you on 4chan.

Yeah, totally. And I think there’s a social pressure difference as well as a size difference. I know men who are fast eaters themselves and don’t comment on other men’s eating speed but if they happen to see a woman eat quickly they’ll rudely comment on it like “wow, you ate that really fast!”. I think some women who…

I know, but i wanted to do some man splaining.

Yeah, my first thought is nearly every time I have pizza I eat about as much as I can. It’s like my brain thinks in the future there might not be pizza.

If you can eat the same amount of pizza as I can, I will marry you regardless of gender, TBH.

GDI, now I have Shania Twain in my head:

In the immortal words of Liz Lemon: “I already have a drink. Do you think he’d buy me mozzarella sticks?”

Was this a study of only heterosexual men? Do gay men eat more pizza on a date? So many questions...

Do calm down, men.

I refuse to live in a world where eating more pizza is considered stupid.

My first thought wasn’t that dudes were trying to impress me so much as assuming I don’t want as much pizza because I’m worried about my delicate lady figure (something they don’t consider, and thus are more considerate of sharing, with other guys). They assumed wrong. Slow down and don’t eat my food, punk.

Also, guys, if you want to impress us, leave us pizza.

Man, we are just a bundle of stupid excuses for shit.