Yes, but we ladies want to shame men so that we get our fair share of pizza on dates.

LOL...you’re like my cat, except with pizza instead of wet food.

Mmmm....I love pizza with pineapple, banana peppers, mock duck, onions, and lots of BBQ sauce. Bonus: my husband thinks it’s weird so I get it all to myself!

And, women don’t care about how much men can eat.

Yeah, I think a lot of the eating speed thing is just social. I’m a woman and I eat faster than my husband and all of his family members (including the men). Whenever my family had dinner guests and they didn’t keep up, my dad would ask, “Whattsa matter? You don’t like it?” in a confrontational tone because he was a…

Or guys could just shave their nasty, germy mustaches and beards. Most women prefer a clean face anyway.

I’d suggest you throw a bunch of stinky, stale beer cans at their store, but that would probably just mean that some poor employee would have to clean that up on top of all the other work that they’re expected to do during their perpetually understaffed shift.

Yeah, something stinks here. I hope this story becomes more publicized, because it’s total bullshit.

We don’t need studies to make conservatives look like even bigger jerks. They’re pretty good at making that clear on their own.

They all think that they’re going to be Alice Walton someday.

They do care about $2. It is sad.

Ugh...I fricking hate the phrase “work ethic.” Does that phrase even exist in other countries?

The pickier the policies, the more likely people are to abuse sick days. At least that’s the way it is at my husband’s job (he works for a huge corporation). I think people often use as much as they can to get back at their employer for being stingy. At his job, the workers are still pissed off about pensions being…

Yeah, my dad had a “cold” for over a month and it turned out to be leukemia. Not normal!

I’m in the same boat. Our office is teeny, so if I’m not there then a lot of shit doesn’t get done and it becomes a major problem. My co-worker just had a heart attack a couple weeks ago and is out (with no trouble from the boss, thankfully), but our office is severely backed up now. Because we’re so small, we don’t…

I make sure to tell other employees to mind their own business when they snark about other employees calling in sick (or going to funerals, etc.). What is with people?! Workers need to stick together!

Ugh...my boss is the same way. On more than one occasion, she has said, “I never get sick!” Of course, when she has some minor physical discomfort (like a sore toe), we have to hear about it all day long.

Lol...I often wonder what Chinese workers think when they manufacture Halloween and Christmas costumes for our dogs. They must think we’re nuts. We are totally obsessed with dogs and cats, yet we couldn’t care less about farm animals and we eat way too much meat. I’m a major animal lover, so it annoys the crap out of…

Sure, a half hour at the vet is the same thing. Yup.

Well if it helps, there was a recent study indicating that cured and red meats, including pig, are carcinogenic.