Oh wow, you showed up right on cue.

Checks comment history, yep. We got a live one boys. Frothy mouthed fanboi confirmed.

Let’s go ahead and get this one out of the way in case any fanbois show up.

Tesla is weird in how they’ve fallen in terms of styling. We’ll ignore the first Tesla Roadster, given that it wasn’t Tesla’s design. Then:

I KNOW WHAT THIS IS!

“Bring A Trailer”, because “Launder Money” would have been obvious.

Your going to need to buy a Model Y to get a faster opening roof.

I realize this is an article about a Ferrari.... ok, let me say something about this car quickly: removing the roof didn’t fix the ugly. There, I said it.

Snotty jerk analysis confirmed. Also, you were condemning the author of this piece because you haughtily assumed she had never been in a corporate jet to see the gold. I countered with the fact that Trump doesn’t do normal corporate. He vomits gold everywhere to project this image of personal wealth, “I have the BEST…

Do you “realize” that you appear to be a snotty jerk?  And this isn’t “most” corporate aircraft here, it’s owned by a guy who LOVES gold plating on EVERYTHING including his toilets (like another fascist, Saddam Hussein).  The Don LOVES to project this image of a “very successful” man.  He’s just a crook, really.  Does…

We may need it.

But because this is 2020, there are already conspiracy theories floating around

He should have just complied.

That’s the beauty of freedom of choice: you don’t need to justify your car decisions to any automobile Taliban that arbitrarily deems this or that choice as Haram.

As soon as this trend started, the laws should have been amended with size/weight restrictions that would have encouraged physically smaller cars. In my opinion there should a absolute size/weight limit on all consumer vehicles, at which point they should be heavily taxed, or they must be a hybrid. I know gas-guzzler…

Yeah, but you can deduct $0.58/mile from your taxes, so it’s pretty much a wash at that point.

Model S is a joke compared to the Taycan. I literally looked at them side by side today. Not the same class of car - it’s like comparing an Impala to an S-Class. They’re both large sedans that take the same type of fuel but that's where the similarities end. 

Ooohhhhh now I get it.

Premeditated Terrorism Cruiser.

A guy in my work complex has a Yukon XL Denali with a 6" lift and aggressive off road tires. He commutes 90 miles every day and it has NEVER been off road. It currently has a touch over 170,000 miles. Can you imagine paying the fuel bill. My coworker says that he must have a tiny dick.

You’re not supposed to drink the bong water sir