Woah woah woah. What are you getting at? I’ve been kicked out of a Lululemon before for too aggressively handling the yoga pants on display. I’m qualified to judge here.

With a cactus that is on fire.

Fuck the dealer lobby

See, that’s why I want a Mitsubishi mirage: I want people to think I have a massive hog

“Uhhh... Nice truck, sorry about your dick.”

 They know who their target market is: Men with small penises.

Please don’t release it with that plain square grille Nissan... this took me 10 minutes, I’m sure it can be updated at this stage:

The odds of that actually being a person and not a deer on a rural South Dakota highway at night are slim but tragically not zero. Calling the authorities to investigate a suspected wildlife strike is the prudent action.

Not only should sexual predators not have access to my “personal data”, the manufacturers should not have access to my “personal data”, and in fact my automobile should be storing my “personal data”.

That totally explains it!! This guy was stalking me for about a week. He finally caught up with me and whispered in my ear, “P0103, You have a problem with your mass air flow sensor”. True story!

This is more thorough than some of my reviews

There’s plenty of excellent kinja users with zero experience that can write well enough to meet the requirements. Why block them with an arbitrary ‘5 years experience required’ clause?

Here’s my sample article:

Car drive good. Except on bump roods. There it be “banga-banga-banga”. No room for taxidermy bear in back. 2 stars.

Just think if buyers of these were MOPAR people, the hood and A-Pillar wraps would remain in place for ever...

you realize those things exist so other people can see your car at night, right? You realize other people exist in this world, right?

People that tint their lights don’t care about the reflectors or even know that they are there and serve a purpose. They tint their lights under the assumption that the active lighting is still bright enough to be somewhat seen.

Many people like their cars to reflect themselves.

GM is definitely behind RAM on the tech side though. I’m a GM guy but man their tech has been years behind everyone else. Buy a $90k Sierra Denali and get the same 8" touch screen that’s in my Cruze that looks woefully out of place in that bit truck dash. Get a Ram and get a nice big 12".

I don’t like this new poll format.