I mean, if I assumed I was about to get thrown at again and Aroldis Chapman was on the mound, I’d start a fight to get myself ejected too.

note: middle-aged white women with pan-seared salmon and margarita...#whenstereotypesaretrue

Osteria, on Franklin. Walked past them on the way back from lunch. Seriously thought I hallucinated that shit.

They finally came across some drafts they can handle.

*Door flies open*

Brian Kelly out here supporting his player like a construction lift in a wind storm.

Really hope this provides inspiring material for The Best Fans in Baseball twitter account.

I hope he meets with the questionable kinesiology of Draymond Green.

“Well you don’t have to rub it in.”

Well done Mr. Ryan:

I’m glad to see we are still getting these comments so late in the season. Dedication from the BFiB. Would expect nothing else.

This post doesn’t even mention the Coghlan AB. Or Carpenter being tagged out in the face at home. So I’ll mention those things here.

Everything I know about Armenia, I learned from my freshman year college roommate and his friends. I assume Karapetyan’s body broke down after going more than five minutes without a cigarette.

Please please please please please tell me that at the end of the season you’re going to compile all the twitter responses to these posts from Cardinals fans and make one big article with them. That would be glorious.

Heck, if you had the time and budget you could even break it down by games so that we could see the…

Can we just use this picture for the rest of their losses please ?

Well, it would be actually kind of refreshing to find out a Warriors player knew how to grab something by the throat.

I guess this means that Bosh is only a heartbeat away from leaving the Heat too.

So what you are telling me is that you are an actual fan of the team, not a fan of the fans, making you, therefore, one of the best fans in baseball.

Trump bans the press members that dare disagree with him, then say press members that don’t fall in line would be banned from the White House. Then he attacks newspapers that disagree with him and say he would investigate them under antitrust laws.