Shit. We know what happened the last time Mohammed was fed up with the jets.

The pen in the pocket, the unbuttoned neck button, the color scheme and design of the tie, the color scheme and design of the beard, the woolly caterpillar eyebrows...incredible. I wonder how many miles his Ford Tempo has on it now.

His last task will be to introduce Grobe to the entire staff he retained.

No snark here: The fact that ‘Recommended Stories’ shows 18 [EIGHTEEN] articles is a magnificent tribute to Deadspin. Good work.

I think that we all deserve an apology for that comment.

Leake was charged with both runs over seven innings, with seven hits and one walk.

Yup... that’s the stuff.

The Cardinals are the perfect team for a person whose primary motivation is resentment. Good choice!

I mustache you not grab me with 1 second left sir.

Given his troubles in the playoffs, the Titans and Browns would be perfect for him.

I was going to say basically the exact same thing. The “fucking of course he just deflected a ball with <4s left, corralled it at 2s, and then threw a dagger at the basket from nearly 40’ away, because of fucking course he did” reaction. The whole “this guy is a fucking sorcerer and we all are allowed to breathe at…

Damn, it’s not often you see a player good enough that he breaks the will of not only the opposing players, but the opposing announcers as well. Don’t know who the Grizz had on the mic there for that second shot, but I know he reached for a flask after that “Of course he does”.

Move over, Oakland, there’s a new sheriff in town.

The organization seems to be taking a number of significant steps to eliminate the scalper problem, primarily on the demand side.

Maybe the world finally is changing. We have two guys kissing in the corner, and all I care about is a PFTCommenter shout out.

Shouldn’t this be filed to: Filipino Diving Team?

Wait, is that... Steve Holt?

“I have also been to a Bob Dylan concert. He was great.”

Kobe: Now Roy, I don’t want you taking any unnecessary shots