When LeBron goes to LA, the Eastern Conference All-Stars will be Austin Rivers, off-brand Toronto Kobe, whichever Morris brother is healthy, and Bismack Biyombo. 

Not entirely correct. While the vandalism and fighting is really nothing new to the tailgating experience in Orchard Park, nudity mercifully isn’t. Nobody wants to see Zeeb from Cheektowaga show off the li’l Losman.

I look forward to his apology press conference.

Dad?

me texting at the 2-minute warning: “I can’t believe I’m here rooting for Andy fucking Dalton”
me yelling at TV 1 minute later: “YOU BEAUTIFUL FUCKING GINGER PRINCE!!!”

I forgot about the Father John Misty album.... I think everyone else did too.

Of course a private company doesn’t have to care about free speech on it’s digital property.

Maybe a bunch of country music fans were drunk the night before and left their TVs on by accident.

Shit, grease the floors of any chain restaurant or Walmart and we could be there tomorrow.

The NY Post headlines desk suffered a series of erection-induced strokes at the thought of the Ball vs. Wall matchup

Looks like Louisville is the new front runner

Granted I was drinking for 4 hours and 30 + minutes but I still have no idea what happened in that game...

It took four hours and 37 minutes.

Just wait, tomorrow Donald Trump will blame Chicago crime for the loss, citing Chicago men came in and straight up robbed the capital.

Goddamnit, just write the damn pages already.

Oh shit, he pulled the first recorded “double Tebow”. Well, you know Ray, if you’re gonna do something serious, make sure to do it double

Which athlete is sponsored by New Balance?