Most relevant pay phone add placement in quite some time.

Yeah I think everyone knows..

You must have missed the part about 580hp.

Measuring toe in inches: you know you're an offroad racer (or redneck) when...

ACTUALLY...

Standalone units look completely stupid on your dash.

I'm going to go ahead and disagree here. I mean, I personally don't need or care about having auto lights in any of my cars, but I see so many other drivers out there who forget to turn their lights on at night. I think a big part of is has to do with living in a metropolitan area, which is bathed in streetlights. …

No disrespect to the dead intended, but what exactly is "inspiring" about her story?

Wrong side of the car, even!!

Waaaaaaaaaah! Chill out, bro. Your blue collar is showing.

Jeez - looks like someone's neighbor bought a new Escalade.

What gets me is some animal wanted to bash in the passenger window to pull his wife out and beat the shit out of her too.

Please.

I'm not a mechanic, but I think he'll definitely need a new set of plugs after that.

Driving over that bridge?

Companies don't bother doing teardowns of Chryslers, they tend to disassemble themselves within 3 years.

If Americans had to pay double the taxes to support government spending unrelated to transportation for the same gallons, as we Europeans do...

Oh God, another "American cars can't turn!" troll.

I just assume all the Android users who love their giant phones are clinically obese with huge salami stick fingers and don't need to use pockets ever because they've grafted to their bed sheets. That's the only explanation that makes sense. Normal sized human beings can't fit tablets in their pants pockets.