It's always amazing what can be accomplished with slave labor

gotta love the early 90's upbeat soundtrack

@AqueousBeef: since when are happy meals poison?? i've eaten plenty as a kid and i'm still here

@AqueousBeef: This is EXACTLY what government SHOULDN'T be doing. When I have kids one day.. I will be the one to determine how they are raised and grow up, not our big brother government.

She definitely wasn't driving a GT3, more like a BMW Z3... I mean it was a BMW commercial...

this makes nascar look like a bunch of old timers driving in circles around a parking lot looking for a space

@Grackle: Office of Communications is just the politically correct spelling of "thought police"

@jodark: I thought i was listening to a mexican soccer match

So why was a woman that drives a Porsche dating this sleezeball??

That is one of the laziest photoshops ever... would it really have been that much harder to completely cover up the color halo?

@bzr: "whom they harbor no resentment against"?? I'd love to know where you live cause they resent everyone that isn't Muslim everywhere I've been or lived

@Chewbenator: not to mention I would rather not have a piss smell coming from my freezer

@MauricioHavok: isnt that how rechargeable batteries work? after they discharge they magically are full of energy again??

how did they even prove that these (as many people pointed out) relatively small number of deaths (compared to their total populations) are actually caused by burned jet fuel?

so does this fix the fact that iTunes 10 froze more than windows 98??

If anyone ever asked me what a car sounds like when it orgasms... I'd say that..

@JonZeke: Ehh what's the point... everything will still be "under construction" aka all but one of the lanes closed with no one working on them

@NyQuil012: ahh alright, thanks

what exactly is the difference between the mino and the ultra?

@WingedGenius: But why? It's a smaller screen...