Flying Dickmobile!

Alphanumeric car names bother me. Therefore, I will be bestowing my own names on all Mercedes’s cars.

After scouring the internet for all kinds of CUV photos, I’d have to +1 the Dodge Journey. The suspect vehicle would have non-body colour outside rearview mirrors and no roof rack. Plus the back wiper is broken (hanging down). The side glass profile (front to rear) and lower front grille are dead match for the…

That was my first thought as well. But dear god, how is it I get 4k from my nest cams and these fuckers can’t get a clearer shot than this?

I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.

That was pretty, pretty, pretty good

He literally curbed his enthusiasm.

Where’s the “The Patriots Somehow Lost To Nick Foles” article, Dennis?

Tough.

You misspelled Carson Wentz.

So, where is Nick Foles playing next season?

Here’s a possible third reason: Tim Cooke is an accountant and, just like Steve Balmer at MS, has no vision and no business running a tech company.

It was getting enough help for it to be working. The truck didn’t get stuck because it had NO traction. It got stuck because it needed just a TINY bit more traction than it had available. The Tesla spinning its wheels was able to provide that tiny bit of extra forward force needed to keep the truck moving. This is no…

with the exception of the headlights i still think the Jaguar XF Sportbrake is better looking.

President Obama’s “health care for all” law was officially called the “Affordable Care Act” but has been nicknamed Obamacare in honor of its champion.

If you see this on a tweet, it’s a dead giveaway:

I laughed during that scene because that plot line (as written this season) did not earn this ending at all. Good surprises and twists are when a character does something you don’t expect but in hindsight makes sense for the presented character psychology. Bad surprises are when things happen because the writers and…

Ah yes. He’s mad that trucks are parked in front of his property. The logical action is to render them immobile.

Wow, I guess this 40+ suburban dad needs to dump his G35 so he can graduate from community college.

My stepdad was a former heavyweight boxer who used to beat me with weightlifting belts and knives when I didn’t perform chores well enough. I never saw him hit my mom, but I suspect he did. The last time I saw him alive, I told him if he hit my 2 year-old sister again I was going to kill him. A freak accident took him…