This is nastier than the birth video I watched in sex-ed.

Also, what did I just watch. I am disgusted, disturbed and don’t even know where to start. Words cannot describe. Those are graphic images that I will take with me to my death. Sweet dreams everyone.

After reading so much bad journalism and shit reporting; Diana, this is the best piece of journalism I have read in a while. Good on you!

you mean “BOOOOOM you’re in the next lane”

I only drove that 2.3 once, in the ‘speed3. The acceleration is so brutal once it kicks on you have no choice but to giggle like a fat kid getting a free scoop of double chocolate cookie batter ice cream at the carnival.*

This

Vodka.

GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

In communist russia the pole positions you

Open diffs always ruin the fun

Dear Peugeot:

Is it also difficult for you to reach for the turn signal?

Yes, Lamborghinis are in the Volkswagen Audi Group.

Kinja'D

He got his bell rung.

lol deadspin commenters

Actually that makes you sound pretty exciting to me lol

If this is true, I am the filthiest, filthiest woman in the world.

I get what you are saying, but I would think twice before laying any hand on a woman I don’t know. It’s a dangerous game.