As someone who grew up and lives in Buffalo 30+years, this is the most accurate description!!

I had always been sure they only came in Bills colors.

Not only do they make them in Pats colors, Gronk became a Brand Ambassador for Zubaz in 2012 which makes perfect sense when you realize he grew up in Buffalo.

I assume you know and you’re cool with it. If not, friendly heads up, your wife’s full name is in the vid. Might pop up if, say, an employer searches for her or your.

I’m pretty sure Zubaz only had licences for those two teams, even in Boston kids at my school had either Chiefs or Bills Zubaz (and Zubaz hats) in 1990 

Tell your wife the Deadspin commentariat appreciates her filming you.

I’ve been to Patriot road games in KC and Buffalo. I don’t know if I could handle the Zubaz Explosion that must be a Chiefs-Bills game. That’s probably 80% of the world’s Zubaz supply in one city. 

As I was scrolling down, I somehow knew that the man in the video was going to be wearing KC Zubaz. Like, my eyes went right to them because I just knew they’d be there. 

Ryan (the guy from the video) here.

I won’t!

Buffalo has way WORSE weather than Toronto, for the record.  The prevailing winds ensure that, while Toronto gets a light dusting of snow (still cold as all hell out), Buffalo gets fucking DUMPED on with lake-effect snow...  So, its like the worst parts of Canada, without any of the redeeming qualities, is what I hink…

One couple driving home after a Bills game crashed their car and switched drivers to try to avoid a DWI. Both occupants got a DWI.

The Bills making it to four Super Bowls is like Portugal once being a world power, an historical fluke that will never, ever happen again.

Totally accurate. I got to see the Royals go to 2 word series in 2 years and win 1, so I blissfully do not care that they are currently dogshit and will be dogshit for the foreseeable future.

They fixed it, but I liked it better with Marvin.

And that’s what this guy ADMITS to.

I think it was that insufferable Gregggggggggg who one time did an analysis of the most profitable way to run an NFL franchise and came to the conclusion that if you’re somewhere around 8-8 every year, you make the most money. Here’s the Bills records starting in 2000:

I’m more convinced than ever that winning in the NFL more of less happens by pure accident, lucking into a couple draft picks and having the right coaches to help them along.

Reason #1 The Bills are super forgetable.
Reason #2 Lewis has done more for the Bills than any coach since Marv Levy.

In an odd way, it’s the most appropriate image they could have chosen.