I think you’ve coined a new unit of time: the Marvin.

It turns out this guy was, among other things, expensing his Cowboys season tickets to the US government, and had been doing so for three years.

That Redskins one was written in blood.

It really seems like he has been to about 20 thanksgivings by now.

I think a Pats-Cowboys Super Bowl would kill me. Thankfully, Jerrah is so inept, we’ll probably never see that under his watch, and when Bill/Tom retire, I imagine the Pats will fall back into perpetual mediocrity.

I grew up in Dallas during the pinnacle of the Cowboys, 1989-1996. In 1993 my best friend invited me to sit in a suite for a Cowboys game for his birthday, the first NFL game I had ever attended, courtesy of his wealthy step-dad. After the game we went to Jimmy fucking Johnson’s HOUSE so his parents could have…

I can’t believe Garrett has only been head coach since 2010. It seems a lot longer than that, like a Marvin Lewis long time.

Only the Patriots make him happier.

That’s a quart of Johnny Walker a blue a day will do to you.

He even killed off his twitter account. RIP ZMF.

The thing that sticks with me about that Smith to Hill Hail Mary is how many people are cheering in the crowd afterwards.  It was a Dallas home game. 

as a Lions fan i cannot believe it has taken this long to get to them.

The lack of ZMF has meant my interest in the Lions WYTS declining STEEPLY

You can always tell that Drew takes special joy in writing WYTS every year for the Cowgirls—-we can practically see the giddiness in his writing.

I’m ready for ZMF.

No more ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER though.  May his memory be eternal.

DOUBLE FUCK Marion Barber

Fuck the Cowboys.

I think if the Cowboys go 0-16 this season we will see Texan oilmen hire assassins to kill Jerry Jones like they shot JFK, and then take over the team while hiding behind an Illuminati GIF.

Cmon.  Comparing Jerry Richardson to Foghorn Leghorn is an insult to the latter.  Foghorn was a sneakily smart dude with a decent sense of humor.  Richardson is none of those things.