We really need NYCFC to hold an open tryout so Billy can show these hand-me-down players what real soccer is.

Bill's not wrong about the look, but the MLS hate is still tiresome. He should be banned from writing about American soccer in general. Stick to writing breathless, reactionary pieces about Chelsea having won the EPL in November.

so hot

You identified a problem, showed difficulties in overcoming the problem, and proposed a solution. This is the greatest comment in the history of Deadspin soccer posts.

C'mon. I like Haisley's rambling like a libertarian on Fark.com's politics board.

PRO/REL WILL CAUSE THE USA TO WIN ELEVENTY WORLD CUPS IF ONLY YOU SHEEPLE WOULD GIVE IT A CHANCE TO WORK!!!!!

fuck you guys

Racism

Europe? Why not MLS?

The 30 for 30 people are already in pre-production for Winston's crash, burn, crash, crash, draft bust, arena league, religious affirmation, crash, burn story.

Fuck pecan pie.

Turns out he was too pricey for the Revs

You call him an Idiot, but he was immediately signed by DC United after the game.

Uh, clearly the Nissan Murano Cross Cabriolet?

As a fellow fan and DC resident: please shut the entire fuck up.

hey clark2jd, fellow Redskins (oops! Its always has been and will forever be racist and will always offend so you can just fuck off) fan here. I very much was born, raised, and for some dumb reason in my late 20's still continue to live in the DC area, and here's the fucking thing: all the other options to cover the…

False!

Didn't even finish reading yet, just had to jump down here to agree: Good God, Thom Loverro is the worst.

Streaming video has gone too far.

You are the absolute worst person who has ever lived.